Saturday, 7 November 2015

Jokes: Little Johnny and His Mum's Wish

A few months after Little Johnny parents were divorced, the young lad one day passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body. She was moaning and screaming “I need a man, I need a man!”

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself and moaning, “Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!”