Wednesday, 11 November 2015

Jokes: Restricted Area

A woman wanted to take a swim in a lake. She was already undressed when officer Akpos brought to her attention that swimming in the area was forbidden. This was how their conversation went;

Akpos: Madam, swimming is restricted in this particular lake.

LADY: Ok, but why didn’t u tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES? 

Akpos: Removing clothes is not restricted at all... It is only the swimming that i was instructed not to allow anybody do.

Akpos now has a huge swelling on his head when she used her high heels to hit him.