Monday, 15 February 2016

Jokes: Akpos and The Native Doctor

After a few years of marriage life, Akpos found out that he is unable to perform. He went to his doctor, and his doctor tried a few things but nothing worked. Finally he referred him to a native doctor who could help him in his case.

The native doctor said, "I can cure this." He threw some powder on a flame, and there was a flash with billowing blue smoke. 

The native doctor said, "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All that need to be said around your wife is '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!".

Akpos then asked the native doctor, "What happens when it's over?". The native doctor replied, "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for a year!".

Akpos came home and that night he was ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he was lying in bed with her and said "123", and suddenly it stands

His wife turned over and said, "What did you say '123' for?".

Akpos cried at his current loss...