Sunday, 14 February 2016

Jokes: Akpos The Wife Beater

Akpos always uses his wife as a punching bag whenever they get into an argument. One day he sat down to reminisce that his wife never fights back anytime he beats her so he decided to confront her to know why. Read how their conversation ensued:

Akpos:  Ekaette i have to ask, why is it that you never try to retaliate anytime we fight. How do you manage your anger?
Ekaette: It is not hard. I simply go and wash the toilet seat after fighting.
Akpos: Huh? That is strange... How does that help?
Ekaette: I use your tooth brush to clean it.

Akpos is now thinking of soaking jik, klin and dettol for his mouth..