Sunday, 13 March 2016

Help!!! Can Someone Please Bail Me Out?

In this era of fuel scarcity, with N5,000 at hand, I used N4k to buy fuel for my car and my remaining N1k to get food in a restaurant before I face traffic. 

As I ordered food and sat down to eat, a man sitting beside me and in a nice shirt said, "i luv the way u eat, try their snail, i will pay". I hastily added 4 pieces of snail for N2000 and continued eating. 

He said again,"u eat so well, pls add a bottle of wine so dat u can drink after eating". I hastily made the order and was having fun. 

My total bill came up to about N10,000... I thanked him for accepting to pay. As I stood to leave, my car key fell down, and i bent to pick it, i discovered dat the man was bare-footed!!! Alas, he was a mad man. 

He laughed at me and said," De way dem go beat u 4 here ehh, na only God fit save u.!". Please can anyone come to the restaurant to bail me with N9,000, I already have N1k.... Chai I for mind my business!