Friday, 4 March 2016

Jokes: Olumide Tries To Impress Potential Customer

Olumide grew up in Ogun state. He went to law school in London. After his studies he decided to come back to Ogun, because he could be a big man in Ogun. So he opened his new law office.

The first day, he saw a man coming up to his office & decided to make a big impression. As the man came to
the door; He pretended to be on d land- line phone & told d man to take a seat. Olumide said while on the phone:

"No. Absolutely not! U tell those clowns in New York dat am not traveling all d way dat side to settle d case for less than a million bucks". "Yes! D Appeal Court has agreed to hear d case next week. l will b handling d primary argument & d other members of my team will provide support. "Okay. Alryt....Give d State Prosecutor my regards and.......Olumide smiled."

The visitor sat patiently as he rattled instructions. Finally, Olumide put down the telephone & said: "I'm sorry for the delay, but as u can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for u?"

The man said: "I am from NITEL and I've come to connect ur land phone because it is not working Sir.