Thursday, 31 March 2016

Jokes: Pack Your Things

My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her..."pack your things and ....."At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for her to receive the call. It was her dad. The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying. 

After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said:"my daughter, I have transferred N1,000,000 into your account, give your husband N500,000 out of it, and you can have the other half." Am sending one of the parked cars to u and ur husband for family use. After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me:"you said I should pack my things and do what?"

"I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH.". I will iron them when light comes back. 

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