Saturday, 21 May 2016

Jokes: I am Going To Prison

This morning, i decided i would pack all my things, leave my house and commit a crime, so that i would go to prison. My dad saw me and asked where i was going to with my luggage.

"Where do u think you are going?" Asked Dad. I replied him:
"Am going to the prison". For what? He asked
I answered "Am tired of drinking garri everyday in this house, I heard that federal government budgeted N14,000 to feed each prisoner daily."
The father said "Ehen? Where do you think you are going... Please wait for me, am going with you"!!!

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