Sunday, 8 May 2016

Sunday Laughs....

 Yup... here are more funny pictures:

Sorry the pictures are very short... to compensate, i added a joke for your delight...

A woman was arrested and taken to court for the murder of her husband. During the interrogation in court, this was what the woman said happened to her that made her kill her husband:
LAWYER: Now woman, tell us exactly what happened, resulting in you killing your own husband.
WOMAN: Hmmm my Lord, Lawyer, on that fateful day, I was watching T.V. in the sitting room when my husband came back from town. He rushed me and dragged me unto the bed in the bedroom. He then laid on top of me and started romancing me: fondling my breast and sucking my nipples,stroking my clitoris n 'V' part whilst kissing me strongly.
LAWYER: (Clears his throat strongly.) Yees, continue.
WOMAN: Hmmm, he then held my legs and opened them wide apart. At this point, I was so wet and ready for s*x. But before I realized he got off me and then shouted..... "APRIL FOOOOOOLLL!!..."
BOTH LAWYER AND JUDGE: Whaaaaaattt!!!... That fool deserves to die...Nonsense.!!!
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