Wednesday, 15 June 2016

For Laughs... Imagine How I Got Jonzed

Last week.., there was a program going on in my company titled "love feast".. This is a program where by, you will buy a gift, wrap and package it, and exchange with another person who brings a gift.

So last week, I didn't have much money with me and I didn't want to miss the program because, I must gain a nice gift from someone.. So I decided to buy anything, I went and bought garri, you  know that garri is usually  heavy so I packaged the garri in form of television,

I bought a carton of television, put the garri inside and supported it with a heavy stone which i packaged like a tv. When it was D-day, people were dragging, battling, and struggling to sit beside me because they wanted to exchange their own gift with mine. (Una don die today) I said in my mind"

Finally a female colleague who also brought her own gift sat near me, her gift has the shape of a fridge, I didn't know what was inside but I believed it would be a nice gift. (I don hammer"I said in my mind) So when it got to the time of exchanging of gifts, me and the girl both exchanged our gifts and she looked excited. I ran home quickly before the girl would change her mind.

When I got home, I locked my door and windows, very happy that I have cheated the girl and collected her nice gift but prior to that, I begged God for forgiveness because I did not know what came over me to cheat her.

When I opened the gift, behold!! I saw two bags of sand with two heavy stones bigger than the stone I put inside my own gift. When I opened the bag of sand I saw a written letter, which read:.."I saw you yesterday when you are packaging your own garri and stone, you think you are wise" I just fainted.......

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