Sunday, 12 June 2016

Joke Of The Day

A local FM Radio station was running a contest, and I phoned up. The Radio presenter said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize." "That's fantastic!" I shouted in delight.

"Feel confident?" she asked. "It's a maths question." "Well, I am an Engineer and have been teaching and practicing maths for almost 10 years, " I proudly replied. 

"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 return tickets for an adventurous trip to sambisa forest and an opportunity to meet Shekau and the chibok Girls Face to Face, What is 2+2?"

I replied, "7"

Can i come and go and kill myself?

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