Friday, 15 July 2016

Joke: Emergency Test

A lecturer walked into a class room and told all the students that there will be an emergency test. He Went straight to the black board and wrote the instructions which says: 

 1) Time is 15mins
2) No copying
3) No cancellation of answers
4) once it's time walk away from Your desk. 

He told the students to get ready...that it will be a simple two questions test

(1) List four of your best foods.
Immediately students started writing... Boys were writing Eba, pounded yam, rice, beans, fufu etc... The girls were busy writing Hotdogs, pizza, shawarma, burger, vanilla iced cream etc.... All the ladies were happy until they saw the final question

(2) Explain how to prepare your favourite meal as listed in question 1.
"Yawa come gas" See girls and cancellation spree. Dey cancelled all their first answer and start changing it to: yam and beans, white rice, egg, tea, akamu, indomie, dodo

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