Saturday, 23 July 2016

Jokes: How Church Services Might End Up Like By 2030

Pastor: Praise The Lord!
Congregation: Hallelujah!
Pastor: Can We Please Open our iPads to Exodus 20:1.
When you are done, Kindly Switch On Ur Bluetooth To Receive The Sermon... 
Please Have your debits card ready as we collect The Tithes And Offerings....
You Can Connect To Church WiFi Using Password Lord3732
And As For The Renovations And Donations U r Welcome To Contribute Via Cellphone Banking.
The Holy Atmosphere Will Be Electric As IPads Flicker. Meanwhile...ANNOUNCEMENT.
Church Secretary: Dis Week's Meeting Will Be Held On Various WhatsApp Groups So Pls Don't Miss Out ...
Wednesday Bible Teaching Will Be Held Live On Skype @1900GMT...
By D Way You May Follow The Pastor On Twitter For Counselling And don't Forget Our Weekly Prayers On YouTube... God Bless us.... 

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