Saturday, 2 July 2016

Jokes: Psychiatrist And a Patient

A man was confused about his bed wetting whenever he sleep that he decided he was going to seek the help of a psychiatrist. When he got there, this is the conversation they held:

PSYCHIATRIST: Does a dream usually precede your bed-wetting? 
Tell me how it happens.

MAN: A little demon appears to me in my sleep and says,
 "Oya, let us pee". Then, I wake up to see the bed wet with my urine.

PSYCHIATRIST: This is what you must do. If the demon comes tonight
 and tells you "let us pee", just tell him that you have already peed.

The man left and returned the following day with tears streaming 
down his face.

PSYCHIATRIST: Why are you weeping? Didn't my therapy work?

MAN: Walahi, you have worsened my case!


MAN: When the demon came, I told him I'd already peed. Then he said, "Oya, let us sh!t!"....

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