Friday, 8 July 2016

Jokes: Shoot Me

I was returning home from work on pay day when i was ambushed by two armed robbers. One of them was armed with a pistol while the other came straight at me to collect my assets.

I am a black belt but i did not see the need to fight since the other robber was armed. I could be killed.

"Take my money, take my money!!" I said, "But do me a favour. Shoot a bullet through my cap here otherwise, my wife won't believe I was robbed." The robber obliged. He threw my cap into the air and shot a bullet through it.

"Let's make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers, otherwise, my wife will call me a coward! Please shoot a number of holes through my suit." So the robber shot a number of holes through my suit. "

"And now shoot again...…" "Sorry," interrupted the robber. "No more holes. I'm out of bullets."

"That's all I wanted to hear!"  "Now hand me back my money and some more for the cap and suit that you've ruined or I will beat you black and blue!"

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