A s*x robot was designed to satisfy women. It was tested on Nigerian women across different tribes. The first was an Hausa woman. After one hour with the robot, she came out, smiled and screamed "Gaskiya e sweet me die".
The next was a Yoruba woman. After three hours with the robot, she came out, smiled and said "Ooshey ooo!!".
The next was an Igbo woman. After four hours with the robot, the Igbo woman came out and said Ndewo.
The last woman was a Calabar woman. After eleven hours with the robot, the woman was not still out The security had to go check on them thinking the robot had killed her.
To his shock, he saw the calabar woman chasing the robot up and down saying "come here you liar, if your battery is down how come you can still run?"