Saturday, 23 July 2016

Jokes: Why N1000 Notes Might Not Make Heaven...

N100 and N1000 were best friends. One day, they had an accident and both died. On reaching heaven's gate, God let N100 enter freely. 

So N1000 asked God "My Lord... am I not 10 times more valuable than him? How can he enter while I'm outside?" 

GOD answered "N100 & his younger sister N50 always come to Church but you are always present in the bars, night clubs, restaurants & hotels, so disappear, I don't want to see u."

Moral lesson of the day:  Pls lets help N1000 enter Heaven.... Guys N1000 is not too much for God. Put am for the offering box today! 邏邏邏邏

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