A certain sick man (AKPOS) died but he was reputed to be very rich and stingy. After the burial ceremony, his entire family gathered around his lawyer for the reading of his will.
The lawyer started reading:
To my wife, i give 70% of my money and d house. She was amazed because she never imagine she would ever get such an amount for house upkeep or business.
The lawyer continued:
To my children, they would get 30% of money and cars.They had to dance kukuere, alanta and yahooze in joy because when he was alive, he hardly gave them money for school fees on time.
The lawyer concluded:
To my brother that keep saying health is better than wealth: I give him my first aid box full of medicine
to take care of himself.