Sunday, 7 August 2016

Jokes: Bush Meat Negotiation

A guy was traveling with his car. He saw a huge bush meat hanging on a stick from afar and decided to buy it. He stopped his and asked the seller of the meat "Madam, how much is your bush meat?"

"That one is N7000." the woman replied. The man exclaimed, "No Madam! that's too costly, and how much will you sell the other one?" "That's N6500." the woman replied. The man said, "Ok! Put them in my boot."

The woman went behind the car saying in her mind, "If this man opens his boot, I will drop the bush meat on the ground and collect the money for free."

Immediately the woman shut the boot without putting the bush meat, the man zoomed off without paying the woman.

Abeg helep me, na who get sense pass?

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