When you buy your girlfriend phone and another man buys her airtime. That's called, "Division of Labour".
When you buy your girlfriend underwear and another man removes it. That's called, "Separation of Powers".
When you pay your girlfriend fees and another man pays her rent. That's called, "Combined Business".
When your girlfriend says she is not ready for s*x and another man gets her
pregnant. What will you call that?
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