Saturday, 13 August 2016

Jokes: The Incredible Race

Out Of A Bunch Of Millions Of $perms, there Was This One $perm Named Caphas Was Always Trying To Keep His Fitness in top shape. 

When His Friends Asked Him Why Was He Doing These Things, He Said:

"Only One Of Us Will Meet The Egg And Make A Baby, And I Want To Be That One When The Time Comes." 

His Friends Would Just Laugh At Him And Passed.

The Time For Them To Race Came And Caphas Outran All Of Them (I'm Talking Million Of $perms) To The Exit. As Matter Of Fact,There Was A Huge Gap Between Caphas And The Rest. 

All Of A Sudden, The Other Guys Saw Caphas Running Back As Fast As They Have Never Seen Him Before. As He Went Past Them In The Opposite Direction. They Asked:

"Caphas,Why Are You Running Back? Didn't You Say You Wanted To Be The One?" 

Caphas Breathlessly Replied,"Heh Heh Heh Heh....... This Fool Is M@sturbating!"

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