Friday, 26 August 2016

Jokes Of The Day



Enjoy these series of funny jokes to get your day going...

Super insults 
Smart answer by a female...

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'
Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'

A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......

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Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know 
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also

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A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..

Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife:  Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase

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