Sunday, 28 August 2016

Jokes: Stand On Your Feet

While in church, a lady dozed off during while the pastor was preaching. Suddenly, the lady snapped
out of her slumber and what she heard from d pastor was "stand on your feet". She jumped to her feet with fear that she might be left out. 

She noticed that she was the only one standing. She also noticed the shock on the faces of the entire congregation looking at her including her husband and daughter. 

The stares made her confused until the pastor stated:

"One person is already up, Sister God bless you. Let me repeat myself for the benefit of those who did not hear me well, this is your last chance!: If you are a witch, stand up on your feet for deliverance!"

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