A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. Akpos, I am going hunting tomorrow. I dont want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients. Yes, sir! answers Akpos.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: So, Akpos, how was your day? Akpos told him that he took care of three patients. The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol. Bravo, and the second one? asks the doctor.
The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Flagyl, sir. says Akpos. Bravo, bravo! Youre good at this and what about the third one? asks the doctor.
Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: HELP ME! For five years I hav not seen any man!
Lord Jesus! Akpos, what did you do? asks the doctor. I put eye-drops in her eyes.