A Farmer ordered a high-tech Milking Machine. Coincidentally, his wife was not in town and konji was seriously hooking him, he decided to test it on himself.
He inserted his 'Oga at the top' into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did.
When the fun was over, though he quickly realized that he couldn't remove his member from the Instrument. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.
Finally, he decided to call the supplier's customer service hot line. "Hello, I just bought a Milking Machine from your company, It works fantastic but how do I remove it from the Cow's Udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "the machine will release automatically once it has collected two gallons."