Tuesday, 27 September 2016

Jokes: Stingy Test

A scientist built a Robot that can test how stingy someone is. People began testing how stingy they are with the Robot but before the robot tells you how stingy you are, you have to insert a new battery in it.


Mr James went for the test, so he inserted a new battery in the robot.

Mr James:- robot how stingy am I?

Robot:- you are only 5% stingy

Rita then inserted a new battery in the robot to test how stingy she is... in a frowning look, she asked the root:

Rita:- Robot how stingy am I?

Robot:- Your are just 20℅ stingy congrat.

it was Akpos turn to test how stingy he is, so he inserted a new battery in the robot

Akpos:- how stingy am I?

Robot:- ( no response)

Akpos:- can't you hear me? I said how stingy am I?

Robot:- Fake battery detected....fake battery detected....China made battery detected

Akpos:- Robot you are 1000% stingy for expecting original battery when a bag of rice cost 20k

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