Sunday, 23 October 2016

Jokes: Akpos in His New School

Akpos resumed school in a new elementary school. While he was enjoying it, he did not like the aspect where teachers love to give test.

His elementary science teacher announced when the class test would hold and these were what happened:

Teacher: There will be an elementary science test next week. Contrary to his nature, Akpos decided to read his book from cover to cover like no man's business. 

On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are visible. 

Question 1: Looking at the leg of a bird write down its' common name, species, family, zoological name, habitat etc. After about 20 minutes of frustration and not writing down anything, 

Akpos storms to the teacher's desk and slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher. 'Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going home!'

Teacher: What a rude boy! Come back here. What is your name? 

Akpos raises his trouser and points to his leg: 'Oya u too, look my leg na, tell me my name, my surname, where I dey live, which tribe I come from.

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