A boy just came back from America after spending 3 years there. One day, he was hungry so he decided to ask his mother for food.
Boy:- Mom am hungry
Mom:- go to the kitchen and eat your Akpu
Boy:-I need fried rice and chicken garnished with salad.
Mom:- then you are not ready to eat
Through out that day he ate nothing.
the next day he went to his mom again
Son:- mom am hungry
mom:- Akpu is in the kitchen
Son:- I need Doughnut cream salad and beverage.
Mom:- You go real hungry today
He ate nothing that day.
The following day he met his mom again
Son:- Mum am hungry
Mom:- I don't have doughnut cream toaster to give to you
Son:- Mummy I don tire... No kill me... na EBA, Akpu, pounded yam and Ogbono soup I won chop ooh.
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