Saturday, 15 October 2016

Jokes: Sleeping Son

One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. She querying why he was still on bed when he is supposed to be preparing for school. Read how their conversation went:

MOM: Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.

SON: But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.

MOM: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.

SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.

MOM: Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.

SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?

MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

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