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Sunday, 2 October 2016

Sunday Laughs... PART ONE

 And Sunday Laughs is here.... Enjoy the view.....





















>STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% lN AN EXAM

I would have given him 100%!   Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too.  The teacher had no sense of humour.

Q1
In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle.

Q2
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page.

Q3
River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4
What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5
What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6
What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7
What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it  become?
* Wet

Q9
How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
*   You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

Q11
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands

Q12
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13
How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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