I was seriously bored and wanted looking for an excuse to frustrate someone. I decided to plot a scheme on one of Nigeria's popular mobile telephone network to dish out his wicked intentions.
I called one and when a customer care agent picked up, this was how our conversation went down:
Female agent : Welcome to the XYZ Customer care
Me : Thank you.
Female agent : How may i Help you ?
Me : Would you like to marry me ?
Female agent : Sir, you dialed wrong number
Me: No No, i dialed correct number only, will you marry me ?
Female agent : No, i'm not interested in marriage
Me : Hello Madam, listen please
Female agent : Not interested
Me : If you do love marriage, then i will take to you to LONDON . Or Hong Kong for arrange marriage.
Female agent : Hello, i'm not interested in marrying you. Then why are giving me these offers ?
Me : Court marriage expense #100,000 Normal Marriage expense #200,000 , Muslim style in only #150,000
Female agent : Why are you not understanding me, i'm not interested in marrying you...
Me : So, now you realize our pain, When we are NOT interested in any plans/offers. why do you keep on calling us...