Friday, 25 November 2016

Jokes: Between Me and a Customer Care Representative

I was seriously bored and wanted looking for an excuse to frustrate someone. I decided to plot a scheme on one of Nigeria's popular mobile telephone network to dish out his  wicked intentions.

I called one and when a customer care agent picked up, this was how our conversation went down:

Female agent : Welcome to the XYZ Customer care

Me : Thank you.

Female agent : How may i Help you ?

Me : Would you like to marry me ?

Female agent : Sir, you dialed wrong number

Me: No No, i dialed correct number only, will you marry me ?

Female agent : No, i'm not interested in marriage

Me : Hello Madam, listen please

Female agent : Not interested

Me : If you do love marriage, then i will take to you to LONDON . Or Hong Kong for arrange marriage.

Female agent : Hello, i'm not interested in marrying you. Then why are giving me these offers ?

Me : Court marriage expense #100,000 Normal Marriage expense #200,000 , Muslim style in only #150,000

Female agent : Why are you not understanding me, i'm not interested in marrying you...

Me : So, now you realize our pain, When we are NOT interested in any plans/offers. why do you keep on calling us...

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