A son called his father to complain about how broke he was in school. This was how their conversation went:
Son: Good evening dad
Father: Evening son... How are you today?
Son: Am not fine ooo
Father: Ahn Ahn... What is wrong again?
Son: Condition is critical here ooo. Send me money or i will commit suicide.
Father: In that case son, suicide approved! What the hell are you waiting for???