Friday, 11 November 2016

Jokes: Who Wan Die?


Police: Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars?
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Me: Here they are.
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Police: They are incomplete.



Me: Check them well, they are
complete
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Police: Do you want to teach me my work? By the way where you dey come from by this time of the night?
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Me: I go burial
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Police: Who die?
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Me: Na one Policeman
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Police: Wetin kill am?
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Me: He collect juju money from one driver for check point and him hand come swell he come die.
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Police: Na your friend?
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Me: No
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Police : Your relation?
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Me: No
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Police: Wetin you come go do for the burial?
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Me: I go remove the money from the dead man hand.
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Police: Wetin concern you for the matter
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Me: Na me be the native doctor wey do the juju (The policeman was staring at me now)
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Me: Oga police, I beg I don tire, make I find you something make u let me dey go.
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Police: Police is your friend, we no dey collect bribe again. Have a nice day.

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