Sunday, 4 December 2016

Jokes: The ATM Scheme

A girl was passing by around her street. She saw a guy who has been toasting her for a while, standing by the ATM machine to make some withdrawals. she immediately hid herself somewhere and thought how to scheme collecting money from him.

She decided to send a romantic text thus to woo his psyche a little. The message goes like this:

"Honey if you r sleeping right now send me your dream, if you are laughing send me your laughter, if you are eating send me some food, if you are withdrawing from the ATM machine, send me some money.

The guy saw the message, shook his head and gave her the epic reply:

"I'm in the toilet... what should I send for you?!!!!

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