Sunday, 4 December 2016

Jokes: The Legendary Arrest

Nigerian Police...hmmm

Scene I. A man driving clean car around Yaba, Lagos, was stopped @ police checkpoint.

Man:Good day Officers

Police: Who get this car!

Man: I greet at least acknowledge my gre..

Police: Sharrap! I say who get dis car and you're querying me, stupid man.

Man: ok! It is mine.

Police: Give me documents including licence, insurance and custom papers and drivers licence

Man: The custom papers are at home.

Police: (Angrily)I suspected its smuggled or stolen.

Man: That is not a nice thing to s.. (Cut short)

Police: You must be very stupid. You people will steal cars and go to all these Campuses to harass all the small girls wey be your daughter age mate. Foolish man ( He beckons to his mates and four of them enter the car with him and the patrol vehicle loaded the rest of them) We are going to the station. Adekunle!

Man: This is not fair, I just told you my papers are up to date and custom papers...

Police: (Boiling) Do you want me to fire you before you move (cocksThey drive to the station, policemen cursing)

Scene II. The Station.

(They alight and bundle the man inside)

Policeman behind Counter: What is the matter?

Policemen: This stupid man is driving without papers and imagine He dey argue.

Man: Officer,that's not true u know... (Cut short again)

Policeman Behind Counter: Sharrap, I can see you are a very stubborn man. Did I talk to you ehn?

One Policeman: I will detain you today shay you think you can talk (faces the one behind the counter) put him in with the criminals.

(Just then the DPO walks in and seeing the commotion)

DPO: Yes, what's the commotion here all about.

Police: We caught this man with a suspected stolen vehicle and he was resisting arrest.

DPO: (turns to man) Is that true gentleman?

Man: No DPO.

DPO: (surprised) I am in mufti, how did you know I'm the DPO?

MAN: Because I am the Commissioner of Police Alh ..............................

(All the policemen in station took off, some through the window leaving DPO and the Commissioner...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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