Sunday, 18 December 2016

Just For Laughs...

I take God beg una, These are strictly for humour... Do not take them seriously... Enjoy:


Some of you girls can't even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours??? Ur level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Robert Mugabe 2016
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It's hard to bewitch African gals these days.  Every time  you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor,  either a Brazilian  innocent  woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Robert Mugabe 2016
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Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your faceπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

R.G Mugabe 2016
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No s*x before marriage???
If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.

Robert Mugabe
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"S*cking bweast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of s*cking d*cks still baffles me..."

~Robert MugabeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ’¦πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had s*x

-Robert Mugabe
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Dear sisters,
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Don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella -
Robert Mugabe (2016)
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Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for?                                          
Mugabe:  I will take money
Obama: But I will go for wisdom
Mugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacksπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Stupidity is when u lick a woman with ur bare tongue n later s*x her with c*ndom. What are u preventing, catarrh or headache?

- Robert Mugabe


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